Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Movie Madness

Wow, the directors are pulling out all of the stops this holiday season. We have so many absolutely wonderful movies and I plan on seeing them all.

Twilight- with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison - love him, and her!- you all remember the fabulous vampire tale?

Four Christmases- Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon outdo themselves in this Comedy. come on Xmas + Comedy + baby throw up + Reese and Vaughn = the best holiday movie of the season.

Bolt - Miley Cyrus and John Travolta? I didn't expect that, but it sounds wonderful. I can't wait to finally see this kid flick.

Madagascar 2 - This was better than the first. Alex meets his dad and mom. Whose up for a family reunion? Can't wait to see the bonus features.

Australia - with this sexiest man of the year Hugh Jackman, and Nicole Kidman. Personally I thought the cast was perfect. They're at the brink of WW2, Nicole is playing an English woman who inherits a ranch in Australia, where she meets our sweaty sexy Aussie, Jackman.

Transporter 3- OMG! When I heard they were going to make another Transporter, I jumped on the Internet to figure out all I could. i loved every single Transporter movie. Of course Inspector Taconi remains, and Frank Martin.

Role Models- basically 2 idiots who decide to rob a truck, instead of jail the choose 150 service hours at a mentor ship program. I'm not necessarily intrigued, but i may watch it.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua - I loved this movie. It's just so cute, the whole idea of it is just wonderful.

Eagle Eye- it's like the computerized conspiracy theory, I loved it. Especially Shia!!!

Wall-E - Beware of new technologies. That's what it screams.

SAW V or whatever- How many can you make???!!!!

Well there are many many more. But these are some I just wanted to shed some light on.

Brittany Spears Queen of Comeback

We all know that Brit had a pretty hard year. Well she's back. With her new album, 'Circus' and documentary, 'Brittany for the Record'. She's taking on responsibilities that earlier this year she couldn't. She's back in shape, and no longer wearing the infamous pink wig. Her hot vid, 'Womanizer' had me cheering for Brit once again. Speaking of cheering, all of her "Devoted" fans have come out from the shadows.

We never stopped loving Brittany whether it was for her music, style-not including the pink wig- or her showstopping head shaving breakdowns. We love you Brit.

Monday, December 1, 2008

The Quantum of Solace

"The names Bond, James Bond." The famous line of our heartthrob James Bond. The death of his girlfriend Vesper Lynd, puts revenge on the mind of our returning 007. His adventure takes him all over the world in search of the group that blackmailed Vesper to betray him.

Olga Kurylenko starring as our new "Bond girl", Camille is taking on the title of the sexiest and best bond girl of all time. Is also set on revenge, and she'll do it with or without Bond's help. Where as Gemma Areton, also a sexy field agent, is better suited to our wounded Bond.

“Do you know how angry I am at myself,” says the naked, M16 agent as Bond kisses his way up her spine. Later she of course was killed by our villain Dominic Greene. There are new necks to break and helpless toys to play with as the action rips across Austria, Italy, and South America.

All I can say is if you haven't watched this movie, you are missing out. The ending was cold and cruel as we watched the broken hearted Bond walk away from Vesper Lynds boyfriends apartment. " I never left" says Bond as he walks away from M throwing down Vespers necklace. Casino royale was fabulous this new Bond was darker, but still sexy.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Did you Barock the Vote?

If you did vote congrats!!! I know some people who voted for the first time... just to vote for Obama! If you didn't Barock the Vote, ah well, your loss...

Of being a part of history putting the first Black African American (literally) into the White house. From this day forward by the non existent power invested in me by me. As long a there is a black president the "White house" shall be known as the "Black Crib" formally the "Black house."

If it was Paris Hilton, the "Pink house," she can still go up against Arnold for California if she wants. ^_^

Obama Girls new mini-celebs?


Malia anne and Natasha Obama are on the starry steps to celebrity, politician style.




The cute little Obama girls were born only 3 years apart, and always looking fabulous. But will being in the White house (now known as the black house) put them in to much of a starlet, star- lit, spotlight?




We've all seen our share of celebrity-gone-wrong scenarios. I'm not even going to mention Brittney Spears (shame on you readers.) Though she has turned around from a rough patch, and still turning. All I can say is Barack, Michelle, Good Luck! Barock the US of A!!!




I have more to say on the matter... but I'll wait untill more has been done.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Obama the promise maker

He promises to change the world. With a little help I guess. He promises to bring our troops back from Iraq. Of course now that he is president we are waiting for him to keep his promises. Seeing that he is will now be in our history books, since he is now a historical figure. Will he be a good president. An excellent president. Or will he bring our country down lower that before?

Obama day- the day of the first african american president. I was rooting for Obama. but now I wonder will he keep all of the promises that had people ready to vote? I wish him luck, and hope God pours out blessings upon him. God speed Obama. change the World? Many have tried many have failed.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

This is probably one of the funniest movies I've seen today. I think the thing about this movie is how true to the essence it really really is. People spend kabillions of dollars on their pets. Why? Spend it on me sheesh. And then there are people starving to death in Africa and we're worried about our tiny bag dogs. Come on people be like Oprah. Give a little bit of that kabillion dollars.

le princesse is truly what these dogs are. Paris Hilton doesn't even torture her dog by putting it in little Legally Blonde outfits. Occasionally, if ever those dogs need to walk. Sheesh, their legs will fall off. And then we name them, Chloe and Jennifer. What happened to Spot and Lucky? Ok, keep the humanizing names but leave the clothes please. And then Doggy therapist appointments? Yes. I'm Doggie Phil, You know what you need to do is GET REAL!!!

Really though, dogs should be treated like dogs, and people should be treated like people. Do you catch my drift?

McCain and Obama


All the Celeb's are standing up for they're political views. And some aren't as foward about it. Some just want you to vote. And I for one believe you should.

Here are some videos to "Inspire you" from the celebs themselves.

From Jessica Alba and Hadyen Panettiere

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PN8YnX_vjAY

and from many celebs to you!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=d8y1e-z1JA0

The Clackers

The Devil Wears Prada. I love that movie to tell you the truth. But I thought "the clackers" was rather an offensive term towards women who love to look that way for one, and also who pride themselves on the way they look. I would love to be a clacker. ^_^

My mother is a clacker in a way, she's more of a guru. She knows when everything is happening, where it's happening and who started it. I love her. She so "fierce"! I do my best to be like her. She is my clacker buddy.

Clackers- women who where high heels, look fabulous and live their lives watching E-news, Kim Kardashian and What Not To Wear. The pride themselves on how they look and love to say they were born that way (all though they weren't.) They might not be able to pull off looks like Victoria Beckham but the put me to shame.

Why is it always the governments fault?

X-men, Eagle Eye, and that other movie when Jamie Foxx died. It's always the goverment or the military. Why? Can't they figure out anyone else to blame? At least they have good intentions, I mean they are trying to make the world a better place.

Scientist as well (military though) keep trying to make artificial life, and in movies they can. But after watching Eagle Eye. I'm glad they haven't.

Bermuda's triangle was blamed on (yep you guessed it) the Navy. Why didn't they just blame it on Scooby-Doo?

So tell me WHY do they like blaming the military?

Monday, October 13, 2008

Why I created this blog

I created this blog because: (gosh I feel like I'm in school)

I wanted people to see my view on Hollywood (and occasionally BollyWood) and this "stardom" craze. Reality TV, Parodies, Music Videos, Sex Tapes. It's all here, and with a view from someone who can see things from another view.

Well I'll check you later.